How do I make a Bank-Statement Roast?

A bank statement with the wasteful charges circled in red marker — and your product as the purchase that ends the pattern.

EXAMPLE — MADE WITH THIS EXACT PROMPT

THE PROMPT — COPY, SWAP THE BRACKETS, RUN

Vertical 4:5 static ad styled as a generic mobile banking statement screen — flat white UI, pixel-clean, no phone bezel, no real bank branding — with red hand-drawn marker annotations roasting the charges. Header: "Recent transactions" in bold with the month label "March" beneath in grey. Transaction rows in native fintech typography, medium-grey merchant names left, right-aligned bold amounts: "COFFEE HUT #214 — −$7.25", "COFFEE HUT #214 — −$7.25", "BEAN BARN DRIVE-THRU — −$8.40", "COFFEE HUT #214 — −$7.25", "BEAN BARN DRIVE-THRU — −$9.15". A loose red marker circle loops around all five rows with scrawled notes "again???" and "this is rent now" plus a drawn arrow. Final row highlighted with a soft green tint: "[PRODUCT PURCHASE — e.g. "PERKOLO ESPRESSO MAKER — −$189.00"]" annotated in red script "the last coffee charge, ever". Footer: "Total spent on coffee this year: $2,190" in small grey, then a clean bold black brand line "[TAGLINE — e.g. "Perkolo. Break the cycle."]". Contrast sterile fintech UI with loose, confident marker strokes. No real bank logos or card networks, no watermark, all numbers crisp and correctly spelled.

HOW TO RUN IT

1. Paste the prompt into Nano Banana Pro, swapping the recurring charges for the habit your product replaces.
2. Keep the math honest — the yearly total has to plausibly add up or the comments will do it for you.
3. Pick the take where the marker feels handwritten but every transaction row stays razor sharp.