How do I make a Brand-Reply DM Screenshot?

A perfectly reasonable customer DM meets an unhinged brand reply — screenshot energy people share on purpose.

EXAMPLE — MADE WITH THIS EXACT PROMPT

THE PROMPT — COPY, SWAP THE BRACKETS, RUN

Vertical 4:5 static styled as a direct-message screenshot, flat light-mode UI, no phone bezel. Top bar: a small circular brand avatar, the handle [BRAND HANDLE — e.g. "fizzo.hydration"] in bold with a blue verified check, and a thin back arrow. A subtle centered "Today" timestamp sits at the top of the thread. Conversation, verbatim, in order: right-aligned blue customer bubble: "hi! i accidentally ordered 6 boxes of [PRODUCT — e.g. "Fizzo watermelon electrolyte powder"] instead of 1. can i return 5?" Left-aligned gray brand bubble: "no ❤️". Second gray bubble: "you will thank us by thursday". Then a final right-aligned blue bubble: "...ok keeping them". Beneath the last blue bubble, small gray text: "Seen 9:41 AM". Bottom: a rounded message input reading "Message..." with a camera glyph. Leave generous whitespace above and below the thread so it breathes. Native system sans, authentic bubble radii, padding and alignment. Everything must pass as a real screenshot: pin-sharp type, exact spelling as written, consistent bubble colors, no real platform logos, no watermark, no distorted emoji.

HOW TO RUN IT

1. Script four bubbles max — the brand reply must be short enough to quote.
2. Keep the customer's message perfectly reasonable; the gap is the comedy.
3. Post it organic on X first, then push as a Meta 4:5 static with the reply as your headline.