An empty wrapper sealed in a forensic evidence bag — 'CASE: WHO ATE THESE' — bureaucratic deadpan that flatters the product.
Vertical 4:5 deadpan forensic-style photograph, shot top-down on a brushed steel examination table under flat, clinical fluorescent light. Centered: a clear plastic evidence bag with a red "EVIDENCE" tape seal across the top, containing the crumpled, visibly empty bag of [PRODUCT — e.g. "Rukko, chili-lime tortilla chips"] with a few orange crumbs pooled in a corner of the plastic. The bag's white case label is filled out in stamped typewriter lettering: "CASE: WHO ATE THESE", "ITEM 001 — ONE (1) BAG, EMPTY", "DATE: 08/11", "STATUS: UNSOLVED. SUSPECTS: EVERYONE." Beside the evidence bag sit a yellow crime-scene number tent marked "1" and a small forensic ruler for scale, both squared neatly to the frame. Shadows minimal and clinical, colors accurate and slightly cold. Along the bottom edge in small confident caps: [BRAND LINE — e.g. "RUKKO. DANGEROUSLY SNACKABLE."] All label text crisp, correctly spelled and believably printed. Strictly no blood, no weapons, no people, nothing sinister — the joke is pure bureaucratic deadpan. No watermark, no real forensic agency names, no illustration look.