VO reads real 5-star reviews over product b-roll, including one funny one. Social proof as content.
VIDEO (Seedance 2.0 from a product still, or real b-roll — no dialogue in-gen): Vertical 9:16, 20 seconds. [PRODUCT — e.g. "a forest-green ceramic French press"] in three slow shots — rotating on a warm-lit oak table, in use in a bright kitchen, macro on one detail — soft window light, shallow depth of field, unhurried camera drift. No captions baked in, no watermark. VO SCRIPT (ElevenLabs — warm male narrator, dry and faintly amused, unhurried, like a serious actor reading ad copy he finds funny): "We didn't write these." (beat) "Five stars: '[REAL SHORT REVIEW 1 — e.g. "I own three now. Nobody needs three."]'" (read completely flat — the review is the joke) "Five stars: '[REAL FUNNY REVIEW 2 — e.g. "My husband asked what changed. It was the coffee."]'" "Five stars: '[REAL REVIEW 3 WITH A NUMBER — e.g. "Day 60. Still perfect."]'" "One star: 'Arrived too fast. I wasn't emotionally ready.'" (small pause) "Okay — we made that one up." "[PRODUCT]. The reviews write the ads." ASSEMBLY (CapCut): each review appears as a white card with five gold stars, timed to its read; the fake one-star card gets a red "we made this up" stamp on the reveal. Hook: the first card slams in at 0.5s over the line "We didn't write these." Use real reviews verbatim — screenshot-defensible.