A fake story poll with a 97/3 landslide — the absurd split is the social proof, the sticker is the hook.

Vertical 9:16 static styled as a story-format frame, rendered flat — no phone bezel. Full-bleed background: a punchy handheld flash photo of [PRODUCT — e.g. "Kalvi, a cherry protein soda can"] held toward the camera at night, direct on-camera flash look, hard shadows, saturated color, slight vignette. Top edge: a thin white segmented progress bar, then a small circular avatar with the handle [BRAND HANDLE — e.g. "kalvi.soda"] and "2h" beside it in white. Center of frame: a white rounded poll sticker tilted 3 degrees, with the question in bold black sans above two result buttons, all verbatim — question: "be honest. would you drink this?", left option "obviously — 97%" shown filled, bold, with a winner underline, right option "no — 3%" in thin gray. Just below the sticker, casual white handwritten-style text with a subtle drop shadow: "the 3% are lying". Bottom: a faint rounded "Send message" pill field. UI type is native system sans; the sticker must look authentically rendered with perfectly crisp text and the exact percentages as written. No real app logo, no username watermark, no blur on any lettering.