'I bought the viral thing' haul review with the orange-cart product tag. Native to Shop's buying loop.
Arcads UGC brief, vertical 9:16, 30 seconds. AVATAR: woman, mid-20s, hoodie and gold hoops, sitting cross-legged on a bed — bedroom with fairy lights, a leaning mirror, visible package clutter. FRAMING: phone propped just below eye level, casual selfie distance. Energy: genuinely curious skeptic, not a presenter. SCRIPT (word-for-word): Line 1 (0–3s, holding a sealed mailer up to the lens — the anti-hype open is the hook): "Okay, the viral [PRODUCT — e.g. "mini blender from TikTok Shop"] finally came, and I fully expect to be disappointed." Line 2 (3–9s, tearing it open on camera): "Packaging's actually decent. It feels heavier than I thought. One thing though — [TINY NITPICK — e.g. "shipping took a whole week"]. Just saying." Line 3 (9–19s, demonstrating): "But watch this." [DEMONSTRATES CORE FEATURE — e.g. "drops in frozen strawberries, blends it one-handed"]. (Pause. Genuine surprise:) "Okay, no. Because that actually works?" Line 4 (19–25s, closer to the lens): "It was [PRICE — e.g. "$24"] with the coupon in the orange cart. I have paid full price for worse. Twice." Line 5 (25–30s, already scrolling her phone, offhand): "I'm getting my mom one. Bye." The nitpick is mandatory — pure praise reads as an ad. No captions baked in; tag the product for the orange cart when posting, and cut in real product b-roll at line 3 if you have it.