1980s local-TV commercial for your modern product — tracking lines, dated graphics, era acting. Irony sells.
VIDEO (Seedance 2.0, 10s, 4:3 frame inside 9:16, authentic 1985 broadcast look: tracking lines, chroma bleed, tape warble, timestamp in the corner). HOOK 0.0–1.5s: hard cut in on an over-eager spokesperson in a beige suit and wide tie mid-gesture, both hands presenting [PRODUCT — e.g. "an AI scheduling app shown on a chunky CRT monitor"] on a rotating mirrored display pedestal, with a cheesy crash-zoom. 1.5–5s: the spokesperson points at features with big pantomime energy while the pedestal turns; dated studio set with wood paneling and a fake fern, harsh flat three-point lighting with visible double shadows. 5–8s: cut to a lingering product close-up on the pedestal, lens slightly soft, leaving clean space for post overlays reading "NEW!" and "[PRICE — e.g. '$9.99!']" in starburst graphics. 8–10s: back to the spokesperson for a thumbs-up, freeze-frame on the wink with a posterized color jitter. Era-authentic grain, faded reds, a slight vertical-hold slip at the 7s mark. No modern typography in-gen, no morphing faces or hands, product recognizable beneath the VHS artifacts. VO (ElevenLabs, enthusiastic 80s announcer, slightly overdriven): "Tired of [PAIN POINT — e.g. 'double-booked meetings']? Get [PRODUCT] — call NOW!" MUSIC (Seed Audio): cheap upbeat 80s synth jingle with slap bass and a sting on the freeze-frame. Add the phone-number banner in post for the full gag.