Puts a bounty on the problem your product kills. Villain framing makes you the hero without listing a single feature.
Vertical 4:5 old-west WANTED poster printed on aged parchment with torn edges and foxing stains, pinned by two rusted tacks to weathered barn wood that fills the frame behind it. Top: giant distressed slab-serif woodtype "WANTED", full width. Beneath in smaller letterspaced caps: "DEAD OR ALIVE". Center: an engraved 19th-century woodcut-style illustration of [VILLAIN — e.g. "a menacing mosquito with tiny crossed six-shooters"], dense crosshatching, sepia ink. Below the portrait, a printed charge line: "FOR CRIMES AGAINST [VICTIM — e.g. "SUMMER EVENINGS"]". Then the reward block in bold: "REWARD: [OFFER — e.g. "ZANZA REPELLENT — 20% OFF FIRST BOTTLE"]". Bottom: a thin printer's rule, then "[URL — e.g. "ZANZA.COM"]" flanked by two small star ornaments. Angled across the lower corner, a red rubber-stamp overlay reading "LAST SEEN IN YOUR BACKYARD", slightly distressed. Letterpress impression pressed into the paper, ink coverage a little uneven but every line straight on its baseline, legible and correctly spelled; sepia palette with the single red stamp accent; no photographic product shot, no modern fonts, no watermark.